A noble ad against racism

"made of durable Hydrocal"

"complete with billowing cape"
"'''complete with all the scientific advances..."

"Looks like gold" (looks like something else too)
Baker's Cocoa
"Shur Hooker" Automatic Fisherman: "works while you sleep"
Comes with "144 inches of cowboy-type rope"

How to appeal to overweight people? Insult them in the headline.

"Save yourself lots of tragedy"

72 "Injun-nuities"

Breathtaking colors indeed...