Monday, December 30, 2013

Dusty or Skye

"Both are knockouts!"

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Here's Proof... Save Your Hair


"...if you fear approaching baldness here is GOOD NEWS"

Friday, December 20, 2013

Giant Beach Ball

"All live rubber"?

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Coaster Brake Wins Again (Bendix)

"...tested in the hills of New York state"

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Halloween Madness from Marvel

"be a Mighty Marvel Masquerader"

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Cleopatra Tote Bag

"reflecting the daring and excitement of (Elizabeth) Taylor's mischievous adventures in Cleopatra"

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Magic Slacks. Look Smart! Be Comfortable!

"Man-tailored"?

Monday, November 25, 2013

Fan Clubs for the Two Fastest Rising Recording Stars (Tab Hunter & Pat Boone)

"When we have reached our quota no further applications can be accepted"

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Full Color Poster Spectacular

Grizzly Adams was a pin-up?

Friday, November 15, 2013

Icee... Cool Delicious and Full of Fun


Cut-out responsible for the destruction of many 1970s comics.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Intelsat III Satellite / Cheerios Kid

"Get yourself go"

It's Fun to Be Healthy says Wonder Woman

"It's better than any magic potion, Dick. It's milk and cereal."

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Join the Dinky Starfleet (Star Trek)

Headline says it all.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Learn 70 Bone-Breaking Knockout Holds


"...combat tactics which...struck fear into the brutal Nazis and the treacherous Japs"

Friday, October 25, 2013

Me Tarzan, You Build (Aurora)


tiny little knife kills lion?

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Plastic Laminating at Home

"One man business"

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Play Guitar in 7 Days of Get Your Money Back

"Absolutely no previous music knowledge needed"

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Now I Feel Like Sixteen Again

"State inches from navel to crotch"

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Now the Number Yum Taste is Even Yummier (Bubble Yum)

"...flavor lasts a long, long, looong time"

Monday, September 30, 2013

New Figure Mold Hide-a-Waist

Some unfortunate mis-coloring on the figure.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Nativity Set in Glorious Natural Colors, Glows in the Dark

"...is made for the express purpose of putting this Hallowed scene in every Christian home..."

Friday, September 20, 2013

Nina Ballerina

"She's the dream doll of every little girl—and it costs so little to fulfill that dream"

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Pimple Misery?

"conceals while it heals"

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

See Exactly How You Look in 32 Different, Latest Hair Styles

"glamorous choir-boy"?

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Small Bust Women

See outlines above right: "some types who can be helped"

Friday, August 30, 2013

Rainbow Glitter Transfers

"The hottest thing in T's"

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Stops "Nail Biting Habit" Instantly

"Other people are proud of their fingernails"?

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Special Magic Set Offer from Charms


What is "Viz escape"?

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Second Chance of High School Dropouts to Get Diplomas

"Instead, school comes to you"

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Ride into Adventure with Evel Knievel (Ideal)

with Robbie Knievel "teenage stuntman"

Monday, August 5, 2013

Try 20 Vials of World Famous Perfumes

"Not colognes, not toilet waters"

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Tootsie Roll's New Exciting Swim Toy

"You Can't Eat It..."

Thursday, July 25, 2013

The Bionic Battle / Col. Steve Austin vs. Maskatron (Kenner)

"It's No Holds Barred"

Saturday, July 20, 2013

We're Looking for People Who Like to Draw says Norman Rockwell

"The school gets calls.. asking for practical well-trained students - not geniuses"

Monday, July 15, 2013

Twelve Little Dolls

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

This Aurora Hobby Kit is 33 Years Ahead of Its Time (2001: A Space Odyssey)

Interestingly, Pan Am survives into the next century.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Saturday Morning Shoe Store

Your friends, relatives and neighbors will "walk on air"

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Win Official NRA Rifle Medals (Daisy Air Rifles)

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Willie Mays Authentic Baseball Suit

"Say hey kids, get one like mine"

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Wow! Watch 'em Grow

"in just 2 weeks they'll have luxuriant green hair"

Western Saddle Ring (Smith Brothers Cough Drops)

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Straight Arrow Ring (Nabisco Shredded Wheat)

"All gold dipped"

Monday, June 10, 2013

Rite a Lite Arrowhead (Nabisco Shredded Wheat)

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Royal Stars of Sports and Movies (Royal Desserts)

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Rocket Rings (Kellogg's Pep Cereal)

"fits any finger"

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Amazing new Mickey Mouse Donald Duck Weather Forecaster

Mickey = good weather, Donald = bad weather

Monday, May 20, 2013

Lovely What-Not Shelf

"It's a honey"

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Hey Fellows! Fireworks

Tested for "noise, beauty and sure-firing"

Friday, May 10, 2013

Give Your Kiddie his own Phonograph

"Beautiful unbreakable records"

Sunday, May 5, 2013

A Genuine Swiss Watch

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