"You'll be amazed at the fun you have... particularly when the card is close to the truth."
How do you win this and other cool premiums? By selling tubes of salve (see fine print in the coupon).

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Chaparral and Alfa Romeo sports cars shown next to an El Camino.

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"Why Be Half a Man?"

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Lee Jeans

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